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The Dugout: The Doggone Cliff Lee Is Mine

Cliff Lee is still my favorite baseball player. A few hours after I posted my love letter to melodramatic light R&B hater duets between forgotten late 90s teenage soul singers Cliff Lee made it official, spurning both the evil, greedy New York Yankees and the Alamo-having Texas Rangers to sign with his former team, the...

The Dugout: Cliff Lee Is Mine

Cliff Lee is my favorite player, and that is one of my favorite pictures of him. Look at him, he isn't doing the Joba Chamberlain RAHHH after striking somebody out and he isn't screaming obscenities. He's either trying to catch bugs, or saying "augh" and making that noise Charlie Brown made when he fell on the pitchers...

The Dugout: Cliff Lee is Just the Best

The New York Yankees have flown to the Arkansas home of Texas Rangers ace Cliff Lee in the hopes of adding him to a rotation that already features Phil Hughes, Andy Pettitte's old clothes, and a cardboard cutout of Joba Chamberlain. This comes as shocking news to people who have never watched baseball and don't remember...

The Dugout Offseason: Very Funny

This is the way the offseason begins: not with a bang, but with Brian Wilson making an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and managing to look like George Carlin by being within five feet of Jay Leno. If you are unfamiliar with The Dugout and have not liked us on Facebook, the creative flow works opposite to the...

The Dugout: Never Say the Rangers Will Never Win

I hate to reuse this picture so quickly, but honestly it should be at the top of every single post on FanHouse until someone realizes the awful situation we've gotten ourselves into as human beings and does something about it. YouTube hit-haver and world-ish sensation Justin Bieber will be debuting a music video before...