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Long Ass Walk: Calif. Man Takes Burro Across Baja Peninsula

(Sept. 30) -- When Mike Younghusband decided to get his ass moving by hiking 1,500 miles down Mexico's Baja Peninsula, he chose to do it with the help of a burro. On Oct. 1, Younghusband, a 61-year-old Vietnam vet who lives in El Cajon, Calif., will start a six-month journey accompanied only by his two dogs -- a...

Dreadlocked Donkey Is One Rare Ass

(July 21) -- This is not your typical hairy ass. This is Lambada, one of the incredibly rare Baudet de Poitou donkeys of Poitou-Charente, France. With 600 to 1,000 in existence, the Poitou are among the world's most endangered animals. "These donkeys are more rare than the white rhino," said Maryon Attwood, chairwoman...

The Dugout: Jim Thome Hunts for Underage Ass Part 1

In tonight's second Dugout, Kyle Farnsworth breaks up with his wife after she finds out he's been secretly sleeping with Trisha Yearwood. No, wait, Dontrelle Willis finds out that the Oakridge Boys have traded away Duane Allen and equates it similarly to trading ones own brain. No, wait, Dmitri Young chokes the hell out of...