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The Dugout: San Diego Padres Spring Training 2010

The National League West's San Diego Padres are the next stop on The Dugout's Spring Training 2010 special event. I know little to nothing about the Padres other than how they were the team that looked like fudgesicles from my old blooper tapes, Benito Santiago, and the fact that "padre" means father. I can recognize them...

The Dugout: We Can Rebuild Him

Mark Prior has not pitched a game in the major leagues since 2006. Thanks to state-of-the-art age-progression software, here is an image of what he might look like today. If you see him, please contact your local police department. Also, please check the back of this website for valuable Little Caesar's coupons.The Dugout...

The Dugout: Pig Keychain

In this photo, Mark Prior is covering the bottom half of his face with a glove because Padres Photo Day started with him wandering into a smelting factory and burning off the lower quadrant of his head with molten acids. In other news, Mark Prior is reporting soreness in his shoulder after a bullpen session on Tuesday at...

The Dugout: A Class Act

Special note for Fanhouse regulars: Today's Dugout is taken from a story that happened a few days ago, so if you're the type who can only process immediately new information please direct your attention to whatever shows up above this posting.Now! Earlier this week we learned an important lesson: If Albert Pujols hits a...

The Dugout: Padres Not Watching World Series From Home After All

Bud Black is a man of his word. When Bud Black makes a promise, he's damn well going to keep it. Think the Padres are spending another late October on the couch? Think again.To better understand the last slice of today's Dugout, after the jump, you may want to check out yesterday's Dugout first. Not that you won't be any...