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The Dugout: Just Tell Us What You Did To Your Eye Already

This is all we know for sure: Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Brett Myers is having difficulty returning from hip surgery because of a swollen eyeball. Nobody knows WHY his eyeball is swollen, it just is. His story keeps changing, reports come in and get rearranged, and all we're left with is an incomplete pitching staff and...

The Dugout: Vote Of Confidence

Welcome back to the big leagues, Petey! Three-time Cy Young award winner Pedro Martinez has been signed by the Philadelphia Phillies to bolster their ailing pitching staff as we head into the second half of the season. Pedro signed a $1 million, one-year contract with the World Series champions on Wednesday, and can earn...

The Dugout: Beautiful Robert Eaton

J.C. Romero can't seem to catch a break. He spends a Manny-esque 50 games banned from baseball for violating the substance abuse policy even though he was following the rules, and nobody really knew what was going on, so they just suspended him anyway. Then he gets accused of physically assaulting a man for making...

The Dugout's World Series Game Five Remainder Preview

It's possible that tonight, for the first time in the history of major American sports, a championship will be won on a day in which a complete game isn't played in its entirety. We'll tune in to the game, knowing that we may very well see only three innings, but feeling as though we're going to see the same nine innings...

The Dugout: Commissioner Selig is There When You Need Him!

This is Bud Selig.This afternoon's Dugout is after the jump. The Dugout bud_is_wiser: /walks to Citizens Bank Park, hoisting enormous umbrella bud_is_wiser: What have you been doing?...