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The Dugout: A Day in the Life of a Yankees Fan

According to reliable sources (a female politician), former Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is a fan of the New York Yankees. I have no other choice but to believe her. We already know he isn't a fan of the Orioles, Astros, Phillies, or Diamondbacks. True or not (it is not, this entire thing is supposed to be...

The Dugout: When to Stop Laughing at Lenny Dykstra

Since learning how much of a misanthropic jerk Lenny Dykstra is capable of being, it's been harder and harder for the public to hold any sympathy for him, even when his plight gets worse and worse. The reluctance is completely justified.With that said, The Dugout now undertakes the unenviable, and perhaps foolhardy, task...

Beware the Dugouts of March: The Houston Astros' 2009 Preview

The Astros exceeded expectations last season, but they still have some changes to make if they want the baseball world to see them as a serious contender. First, the bottom half of their tentative rotation (Brian Moehler, Russ Ortiz, the half of Mike Hampton that hasn't crumbled off) is looking pretty dicey. And second,...

The Dugout: For Want Of Nails

When I was little, I wanted to be just like Lenny Dykstra. I wanted to work hard, practice every day, and earn the respect of my peers. Wait, no, hold on, I wanted to be just like Cal Ripken, Jr. My friend Kevin from across the street wanted to be just like Lenny Dykstra. He had a mental disease and used to put dirt in his...

The Dugout Presents Yankee Refocus Giant-Sized Annual #1

Great, now we're getting to that point in the offseason where every news update is about how the Yankees are "interested in" the big free agents and how some guy from some network interviewed them and they totally said they'd love to play for the Yankees, and on and on and blah blah blah. We've been doing this comic long...