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The Dugout: No Regrets For Our Youth

The Dugout takes shots at a lot of players. We make fun of great players like Albert Pujols, suggesting that he is on steroids (he is), but at the end of the strip everybody knows we think he's awesome. We make fun of terrible niche players like Kyle Farnsworth, but we love them too, because to truly love baseball is to...

The Dugout: Oh No He Didn't!

Andre Ethier does not want to take a picture with you. According to the Internet, Andre believes that people would use the photos against him on the Internet. He goes on to blame the hard economic times for making people want to do this. How many baseball players have felt the sting of a fan photo getting out, where an...

The Dugout: How Manny Is 50

Manny Ramirez is in the news again for saying... well, I don't know. I haven't had a chance to make the news rounds yet, but I'm going to bet Manny spoke to reporters long enough to tell them that Jamie Hoffman or whoever has severe mental retardation and is therefore "not really a person," and how Manny should be starting...

The Dugout: This Week in the Baseball

Hey, I just got online for the first time in a week. Were you aware that some things happened in baseball this week? Apparently, slugger Manny Ramirez was trying to get pregnant (or something), and now he's going to miss fifty games because of it! I should really check my Fantasy Team more often.Daily Dugout updates begin...