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The Dugout: Sex With Ric Flair

As I reported yesterday, Phillies manager Charlie Manuel quoted "Nature Boy" Ric Flair in his NLCS press conference, saying he wants to beat the New York Yankees in the World Series because "to be the man, you gotta beat the man." The New York Yankees, if you weren't aware, are "the man." Unfortunately he also said the...

The Dugout: Phillies Cheating-Gate

In a situation remnant of the New England Patriots getting caught cheating and nobody caring, the Philadelphia Phillies have been reprimanded by Major League Baseball for using binoculars to steal signs from their opponents. The punishment will be a sternly applied slap bracelet, because I'm pretty sure you'd have to hold...

The Dugout: Philadelphia Phillies Spring Training 2010

The Dugout Spring Training 2010 event of thirty teams in thirty-ish days rolls into the NL East, and the gonna-pretend-they're-still-defending-champions Philadelphia Phillies. The Phillies lost a great pitcher and gained a great pitcher over the offseason only to find themselves smack dab in the middle of ridiculous trade...

The Dugout: The End/Movin' On

While the Phillies celebrate a well-deserved World Series victory, life (and business) goes on for Major League Baseball. 65 players filed for free agency on the first day of the filing period for eligible players, and it's a completely normal but somewhat sad thing to see so many building blocks from playoff teams packing...

The Dugout's World Series Game Five Remainder Preview

It's possible that tonight, for the first time in the history of major American sports, a championship will be won on a day in which a complete game isn't played in its entirety. We'll tune in to the game, knowing that we may very well see only three innings, but feeling as though we're going to see the same nine innings...