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Beware the Dugouts of March: The Tampa Bay Rays' 2009 Preview

When did the Rays sign J.J. from Good Times?The Tampa Bay Rays (neé Devil Rays) are the biggest question mark in the AL East. We know that Boston is going to do well. We know the Orioles are going to be terrible. We know the Yankees are going to seem unstoppable when the season starts, fall into, like, third place sometime...

The Dugout: Rays Lowered

"Mr. Longoria! Do you think that the 2008 Rays are the 69 Mets in disguise?""I don't know, but do you want to see my impression of the 2007 Mets?""Sure!""/collapses"Cinderella's glass slipper has broken. Snow White is comatose and being cared for by dwarves. Gaston is trying to stab the Beast to death. Whatever your...

Spring Dugz: Tampa Bay Rays

From guest writer Mike Westfall of Progressive Boink:This is my first spring living in Florida, and accepting the Rays as my new home team would be a lot easier if the local news didn't report so rosily about it. I'm used to the gloom and doom of Philadelphia, so I'm still trying to figure out whether they mean it in a...