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The Dugout: San Francisco Giants Spring Training 2011

Pablo Sandoval is losing weight for the 2011 season, thanks in part to his new workout partner, Miguel Tejada. Here is a joke about that situation, and it goes, The Giants are defending champions, and that is a weird thing to type, but the world is watching them to see if they become a ragtag dynasty, or they win and are...

The Dugout: Reduced Charges Through Pairing

Just look at that face. How could you put that face in prison? If you've ever watched baseball, you know how good he was. If you don't watch baseball, nothing he did wrong matters. Barry Bonds had his 11 charges reduced to five, and that seems like a good thing for him, but he still faces the same punishment because...

The Dugout: Don't Be Brett Favre

Pictured to the immediate right (or left, depending on where you're reading this) is television celebrity Brett Favre, the lead singer of the 90s rock group "Spin Doctors" and apparently some kind of football player. Favre is recently famous for sending pictures of his junk to people, which is something anyone with junk...

The Dugout: Your Hall of Fame Hat

We started doing the Dugout around 2005, which means I'm over halfway to my National Baseball Hall of Fame vote. C'mon, I haven't had one moment of legitimate sports writing in my life but I'm sure I could weigh an opinion better than most of the voters. Do I let Roberto Alomar in? Sure. Bert Blyleven? He was more...

The Dugout: End of the Season Spectacular

My sincerest possible congratulations to the San Francisco Giants for becoming the 2010 World Series champions of Baseball and Fun. They're a great team full of struggling hitters and lovable nobodies, which makes them exactly the type of team that should be winning the World Series. Everybody who complains about the...