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The Dugout: New York Yankees Spring Training 2011

New York Yankees Chief Executive Somebody's Relative Hank Steinbrenner is blaming Derek Jeter and the rest of the 2010 Yankees roster for not winning the World Series again, claiming their 2009 championship celebration "lasted too long" and that they were "too busy building mansions" to concentrate on winning. Jeter...

The Dugout: Moving Jim Leyritz To Short

Look at that guy. How could you trust a man that smiles like that? Baseball executives are the weirdest, most stand-offish guys ever. They're like really badly trained dogs, these monstrous beasts who can look at you and wag their tales at you but never make real human contact, and the second you turn your back they're...

The Dugout: The Doggone Cliff Lee Is Mine

Cliff Lee is still my favorite baseball player. A few hours after I posted my love letter to melodramatic light R&B hater duets between forgotten late 90s teenage soul singers Cliff Lee made it official, spurning both the evil, greedy New York Yankees and the Alamo-having Texas Rangers to sign with his former team, the...

The Dugout: Cliff Lee Is Mine

Cliff Lee is my favorite player, and that is one of my favorite pictures of him. Look at him, he isn't doing the Joba Chamberlain RAHHH after striking somebody out and he isn't screaming obscenities. He's either trying to catch bugs, or saying "augh" and making that noise Charlie Brown made when he fell on the pitchers...

The Dugout: Jeters Never Prosper

Derek Jeter is having trouble negotiating the terms of his contract with the New York Yankees to the point that his agent is calling the talks "baffling." So, you see, he's having trouble getting money. I go to other sports sites and read the headline "JETERS NEVER PROSPER," then I get mad about how they totally yanked...