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The Dugout: Moving Jim Leyritz To Short

Look at that guy. How could you trust a man that smiles like that? Baseball executives are the weirdest, most stand-offish guys ever. They're like really badly trained dogs, these monstrous beasts who can look at you and wag their tales at you but never make real human contact, and the second you turn your back they're...

The Dugout: Wizard World Minnesota

Justin Morneau, looking less like John Cena and more like television's Dexter these days, is on track to return to the Minnesota Twins in 2011. He won't, however, be well enough to participate in this year's TwinsFest, which features appearances from current, former, and future players as well as a live set from the band...

The Dugout: Don't Be Brett Favre

Pictured to the immediate right (or left, depending on where you're reading this) is television celebrity Brett Favre, the lead singer of the 90s rock group "Spin Doctors" and apparently some kind of football player. Favre is recently famous for sending pictures of his junk to people, which is something anyone with junk...

The Dugout: Sign Kyle Farnsworth Already, Somebody

Maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe he'll come pitch out of the pen for the Rangers, and I'll be close enough to drive up for games and interview him, and eventually we'll become friends. We'll pass the time exchanging baking tips and playing whatever deer hunting video games exist that I know aren't called "The Deer Hunter" but...

The Dugout: Jeters Never Prosper

Derek Jeter is having trouble negotiating the terms of his contract with the New York Yankees to the point that his agent is calling the talks "baffling." So, you see, he's having trouble getting money. I go to other sports sites and read the headline "JETERS NEVER PROSPER," then I get mad about how they totally yanked...