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The Dugout: Colorado Rockies Spring Training 2011

In conclusion, the Colorado Rockies can be compared and contrasted. What better way to embrace the oncoming nothingness than by reading about the history of the Rockies in today's Dugout, which follows. Facebook / Twitter The Dugout **Online Host**...

The Dugout: The Dan Quisenberry Challenge

Back in the Progressive Boink Era of The Dugout, we could pretty much say or do anything we wanted because 1) nobody was reading, 2) we weren't getting paid and 3) we weren't trying to keep getting paid. Because of these truths, every second word was a misspelled curse word and most of our strips had little to nothing to...

The Dugout: Sex With Ric Flair

As I reported yesterday, Phillies manager Charlie Manuel quoted "Nature Boy" Ric Flair in his NLCS press conference, saying he wants to beat the New York Yankees in the World Series because "to be the man, you gotta beat the man." The New York Yankees, if you weren't aware, are "the man." Unfortunately he also said the...

The Dugout: Phillies Cheating-Gate

In a situation remnant of the New England Patriots getting caught cheating and nobody caring, the Philadelphia Phillies have been reprimanded by Major League Baseball for using binoculars to steal signs from their opponents. The punishment will be a sternly applied slap bracelet, because I'm pretty sure you'd have to hold...

The Dugout: Philadelphia Phillies Spring Training 2010

The Dugout Spring Training 2010 event of thirty teams in thirty-ish days rolls into the NL East, and the gonna-pretend-they're-still-defending-champions Philadelphia Phillies. The Phillies lost a great pitcher and gained a great pitcher over the offseason only to find themselves smack dab in the middle of ridiculous trade...