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The Dugout: New York Yankees Spring Training 2011

New York Yankees Chief Executive Somebody's Relative Hank Steinbrenner is blaming Derek Jeter and the rest of the 2010 Yankees roster for not winning the World Series again, claiming their 2009 championship celebration "lasted too long" and that they were "too busy building mansions" to concentrate on winning. Jeter...

The Dugout: Moving Jim Leyritz To Short

Look at that guy. How could you trust a man that smiles like that? Baseball executives are the weirdest, most stand-offish guys ever. They're like really badly trained dogs, these monstrous beasts who can look at you and wag their tales at you but never make real human contact, and the second you turn your back they're...

The Dugout: Wizard World Minnesota

Justin Morneau, looking less like John Cena and more like television's Dexter these days, is on track to return to the Minnesota Twins in 2011. He won't, however, be well enough to participate in this year's TwinsFest, which features appearances from current, former, and future players as well as a live set from the band...

The Dugout: PaparazzaMania

Over on FanHouse Pro Wrestling, Brian Fritz reported on the marriage of Hulk Hogan to his teenage prostitute and how it featured a fight between Hogan family employees and a paparazzo who was trying to snap unauthorized pictures. Aside from the jokish things you are about to read, seriously, who is so low on the food chain...

The Dugout: Jeters Never Prosper

Derek Jeter is having trouble negotiating the terms of his contract with the New York Yankees to the point that his agent is calling the talks "baffling." So, you see, he's having trouble getting money. I go to other sports sites and read the headline "JETERS NEVER PROSPER," then I get mad about how they totally yanked...