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Josh Fogg Is Injured

In the middle of last week, the Reds seemed really excited to have Josh Fogg on their roster. His presence allowed them to send Matt Belisle down to AAA to work on his form. I thought it was kind of funny to be excited over a middling pitcher, but hey, Josh Fogg, Matt Belisle, whatever. The problem for the Reds now is that...

Josh Fogg's Pennies, Starring Richard Pryor

Yesterday, we learned that Ken Griffey paid off his debt to Josh Fogg in American pennies. Maybe Griffey lost a bet. "Hey, Ken! I bet you won't lug $1500 in pennies into my locker to pay off a bet (the one I am currently proposing to you right now)!" That's right. A nested, self-swallowing bet.Sorry, didn't mean to make...

Ken Griffey, Jr. Makes a Funny

Paying back debts is never fun. Oh, so what -- so I borrowed like $30 from you that one night when I left my wallet at home and needed to buy a mojito and a cab ride for that one ugly girl at the bar. One time! You can't cut a guy a little slack?! You know I'm good for it! Ken Griffey, Jr. feels this pain. Screw actually...

Josh Fogg Signs With the Reds

Alternately: A Fogg Descends Upon Cincinnati or Leading the Reds Out of the Fogg or any of the other 100 jokes about Josh Fogg's name that are so hacky and yet so very fun to make. All winter, the Reds' tried their hardest to land some kind of veteran arm to bolster their pitching staff. They were at one point considered...

Josh Fogg Would Like the Mets to Sign Johan

Mets fans aren't the only people sitting around waiting to hear the news that the Mets have signed Johan Santana to a contract extension, completing the deal that sent the Cy Young winner to New York. Out in Colorado Josh Fogg is paying very close attention to the proceedings. Fogg is a free agent this offseason, but...