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The Dugout: Kansas City Royals Spring Training 2011

The Kansas City Royals no longer have Kyle Farnsworth or Sidney Ponson on their roster, so it takes a while for me to come up with jokes about them. Where do I make them curse? Where do I imply that they are forest creatures? Thankfully, Joakim Soria is trying to get rid of his 'Mexecutioner' because of its negative...

The Dugout: Trey Hillman Is Like a Sporcle

The Kansas City Royals have fired manager Trey Hillman, the team announced late Thursday afternoon. He will be replaced by some roving combination of Eric Wedge, Davey Johnson, and Dusty Baker whenever he's available again. The best thing about being a Major League manager is that once you're a manager, you get to be a...

The Dugout: Watchmaker, Part Five

Watchmaker, Part OneWatchmaker, Part TwoWatchmaker, Part ThreeWatchmaker, Part FourAnd now, thanks to our annual Spring Dugout event quickly approaching and certain free agent signings not working out exactly like we planned them to, our less-epic-than-planned conclusion to the Kyle Farnsworth/Bill Pecota on Mars...

The Dugout: Watchmaker, Part One

Oh my God.Pending a physical, journeyman relief pitcher and personal performance icon Kyle Farnsworth has agreed to a two-year, $9.25 million dollar contract with the Kansas City Royals. It is a deal that helps nobody, really. Unless you count us. Step aside, respected bloggers. We got this. Tonight's Dugout is after the...