lawnmauer News

lawnmauer News From AOL News

The Dugout: Not Twinkies

The one thing I hate about the Mets having a disappointing season is that I don't get to hear what awful, cringe-inducing playoffs anthem they'd come up with. The Minnesota Twins are trying to fill that hole in my life with "Don't Call Them Twinkies," which you can listen to here. It isn't perfect, but it's the best I've...

The Dugout: Minnesota Twins Spring Training 2010

The Dugout Spring Training event's trek through the AL Central is almost over, but not before we pay a visit to the frozen tundra of Minnesota, where the Twins have pulled the stiff, icy tarp off of Target Field. It's just like Progressive Field, only you freeze to death! There is a giant Budweiser sign, a lot of Target...

The Dugout: Most Handsome Player

Sorry, haters, but we've reserved a spot for you to the left. It's over there where all of those people who don't get Lady Gaga and think Pixar is overrated are standing. Statistics don't lie: Derek Jeter is the most handsome man in baseball, and being forced to play on the same team as fug monsters like Johnny Damon and...

The Dugout Gives Thanks

...for Joe Mauer of the Minnesota Twins for simultaneously being the Magic Johnson and the Larry Bird of professional baseball. He puts up insane numbers (especially for a catcher, which is a talking point I'm sure you need more information about), he plays fair even when he doesn't have to, and he reminds us that the...

The Dugout: Detroit Ink

When asked to name the Major League Baseball player who most resembles Allen Iverson, Detroit Tiger and fellow Lynchburg, Va. alumni Brandon Inge wouldn't be at the top of the list. But here we are in September and those forearm tattoos he got back in August still haven't worn off. If the Tiger manage to make the playoffs,...