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The Dugout: More Of The Same

As former President Andrew Johnson reported earlier this week, the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox are not, in fact, the same team. I've never thought of them as an autonomous unit, but rather a set of bookends. Between them lies history, science, geography.. all of the important stuff, everything you need to know....

The Dugout: You Can't Kaipo Good Man Down

The original title of this Dugout was "JOSH BARD TO RED SOX," because I want the skimming people to read it, too. In case you're skimming this too, Boston has reportedly reached an agreement with catcher Josh Bard for $1.7 million. Yes, if you can somehow make it to the Major Leagues with the ability to hit .200 you too...

The Dugout: the Burden of Command

Red Sox captain Jason Varitek is only being offered a one-year deal by the team. Given the circumstances, he's likely done in Boston. So in 2009, Varitek will hit .246 for, like, the Newark Blood Hens, and the Sox will be left with an empty captain's chair.Why do baseball teams assign team leaders with a naval rank, rather...

The Dugout: Movin' On/The End

What's great is that that guy on the right can reuse his sign if it doesn't snow in Philadelphia until January. Why did he draw snowflakes in the corners? Did he need to fill the negative space that badly? Maybe this is his 756th sign and there was a problem.In case you did not read part 1 and are unable to scroll your...