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The Dugout: Pujols and La Russa Are Getting Divorced

Over in St. Louis (which for today's Dugout looks a lot like Wilmington, North Carolina), manager Tony La Russa and Dr. Manhattan Albert Pujols are having trouble getting along. Albert wants to bat, but Tony keeps sending runners and ending innings before he gets a chance to. They both care too much. La Russa calls the...

The Dugout: Common Ground

The playoffs are almost over and the stage is set for the defending World Champion Philadelphia Phillies to face the dreadnought New York Yankees ... or the Los Angeles Angels Angels, pending a dead Christopher Lloyd-style miracle. The bottom line is this: the World Series is like one block to our left, and we're going to...

Report: Alex Rodriguez Gave The Dugout Material in 2003

Hi, everybody! I've been sleeping all day and just woke up moments ago. What's been happening in the world of sports? Heh, did the Orioles bolster their bullpen? Let me jump over and find out what's going o-Oh. OH.And here I was prepared to do another strip about the Pirates. Tonight's Dugout is after the jump. Move along,...