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The Dugout: Boston Red Sox Spring Training 2011

Bobby Jenks hates the Chicago White Sox, and they hate him back. I like to think Jenks went to the Red Sox just so the team names would stay similar, and he could revel in the animosity. Either that, or Boston is the one place in the Majors white enough where that stupid sh** he grows on his face is acceptable....

The Dugout: Tampa Bay Rays Spring Training 2011

If any installment in The Dugout Spring Training 2011 deserves the grown-up graphic, this is the one. Manny Ramirez, Johnny Damon and Kyle Farnsworth now play for the same team. The upside of this is that three of the most fun characters to write in the history of the strip are always going to be side-by-side,...

The Dugout: Manny Being Tampan

This is the way the world of The Dugout ends: This is the way the world of The Dugout ends: This is the way the world of The Dugout ends: Not with a bang, but with all of our favorite characters getting traded to one team. Then, when March comes and the actual season starts, we're doing the comic for free on a street...

The Dugout: Sign Kyle Farnsworth Already, Somebody

Maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe he'll come pitch out of the pen for the Rangers, and I'll be close enough to drive up for games and interview him, and eventually we'll become friends. We'll pass the time exchanging baking tips and playing whatever deer hunting video games exist that I know aren't called "The Deer Hunter" but...

The Dugout: Manny Being Vladdy

The best part of Winter, other than Christmas, the NHL, and heartwarming episodes of normally abrasive TV sitcoms, is finding out which of Major League Baseball's declining veterans are still clinging to the idea that they are viable and worth tens of millions of dollars. This year we get Manny Ramirez, unarguably one of...