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The Dugout: Leaning Towards Retirement

To your immediate right is what appears to be a weird photoshop of Andy Pettitte. Is he pitching? Is he doing the Stanky Leg? We may never know. Another thing we may never know is whether or not Andy Pettitte will return to pitch for the New York Yankees in 2011. Everyone seems to be crossing their fingers and sending...

The Dugout: Mark Prior Is Golden

Hospital journeyman and alleged former big leagues pitcher Mark Prior has signed with the Orange County Flyers of the Golden Baseball league for the remainder of the 2010 season. Prior refuses to hang it up despite an inoperable upper body forcing him to professionally hang it up sometime in 2004. The Dugout has always...

The Dugout: San Diego Padres Spring Training 2010

The National League West's San Diego Padres are the next stop on The Dugout's Spring Training 2010 special event. I know little to nothing about the Padres other than how they were the team that looked like fudgesicles from my old blooper tapes, Benito Santiago, and the fact that "padre" means father. I can recognize them...

The Dugout: We Can Rebuild Him

Mark Prior has not pitched a game in the major leagues since 2006. Thanks to state-of-the-art age-progression software, here is an image of what he might look like today. If you see him, please contact your local police department. Also, please check the back of this website for valuable Little Caesar's coupons.The Dugout...

The Dugout: Pig Keychain

In this photo, Mark Prior is covering the bottom half of his face with a glove because Padres Photo Day started with him wandering into a smelting factory and burning off the lower quadrant of his head with molten acids. In other news, Mark Prior is reporting soreness in his shoulder after a bullpen session on Tuesday at...