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The Dugout: Reduced Charges Through Pairing

Just look at that face. How could you put that face in prison? If you've ever watched baseball, you know how good he was. If you don't watch baseball, nothing he did wrong matters. Barry Bonds had his 11 charges reduced to five, and that seems like a good thing for him, but he still faces the same punishment because...

The Dugout: Don't Be Brett Favre

Pictured to the immediate right (or left, depending on where you're reading this) is television celebrity Brett Favre, the lead singer of the 90s rock group "Spin Doctors" and apparently some kind of football player. Favre is recently famous for sending pictures of his junk to people, which is something anyone with junk...

The Dugout: Roger Clemens Indicted

In the news today, Roger Clemens rode into federal court on a Segway PT, filpped off the judge, popped a wheelie, and burned rubber to the nearest Burger King. Then he woke up and heard about how he's been indicted for perjury. Whoops! My conspiracy theory is that Clemens is getting the book thrown at him so that Barry...

The Dugout: Clemens Paid McNamee for Blah Blah Blah

Hey look, my favorite Dugout header graphic of all time! Nice to see you again, old friend. Roger Clemens is in the news again this week for allegedly using money from his non-profit organization for kids to pay Brian McNamee for services including but not limited to injecting him with steroids. This comes as a shock to...

The Dugout: Fisk of Legend

Hall of Famer Carlton Fisk spoke out this week against Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, the current generation of steroid-enhanced baseball players, and young people in general. Fisk's ability to make a reasoned, educated point while still managing to sound like a complete condescending d-bag puts him right at home with...