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The Dugout: Boston Red Sox Spring Training 2011

Bobby Jenks hates the Chicago White Sox, and they hate him back. I like to think Jenks went to the Red Sox just so the team names would stay similar, and he could revel in the animosity. Either that, or Boston is the one place in the Majors white enough where that stupid sh** he grows on his face is acceptable....

The Dugout: Tampa Bay Rays Spring Training 2011

If any installment in The Dugout Spring Training 2011 deserves the grown-up graphic, this is the one. Manny Ramirez, Johnny Damon and Kyle Farnsworth now play for the same team. The upside of this is that three of the most fun characters to write in the history of the strip are always going to be side-by-side,...

The Dugout: Everybody Sues Everybody

As if David Ortiz's life couldn't get any worse right now, he's being sued by rapper turned mogul turned increasingly-derivative player-coach Jay-Z for calling his Dominican nightclub "Forty/Forty." Jay-Z, of course, has his own line of clubs called "40/40." I'm guessing Jay got the idea from the time Diamond Dallas Page...

The Dugout: Boston Red Sox Stadium Tours 2010

The Boston Red Sox have started off the 2010 season with a shaky 3-5 record, but the real story, according to MLB.com, is that they have now visited and enjoyed Minnesota's Target Field, the latest in a line of beautiful, essentially identical baseball stadiums. "There's a lot of balls that were hit hard up in that...

The Dugout: Manny, Papi, Whatever

In case you have not heard and are unable to read any other words on this page, Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz join the list of approximately 100 players who tested positive for steroids in 2003. Ortiz has been vocal about banning players who tested positive, and Manny is currently being celebrated as some sort of...