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The Dugout: Boston Red Sox Spring Training 2011

Bobby Jenks hates the Chicago White Sox, and they hate him back. I like to think Jenks went to the Red Sox just so the team names would stay similar, and he could revel in the animosity. Either that, or Boston is the one place in the Majors white enough where that stupid sh** he grows on his face is acceptable....

The Dugout: Chicago White Sox Spring Training 2011

Michael Vick has learned his lesson. We should all just move on. He paid for his crimes. That's true, he did pay for the horrible crime of racketeering, which somehow equates to him realizing that torturing pit bulls and putting them into the ring with family pets because he thinks it's funny to watch the pit bulls kill...

The Dugout Roast of Ozzie Guillen

On January 21st, The Score will be holding a celebrity roast of Ozzie Guillen. The event was going to be held by The Donruss, but something fell through. It will be a night you won't forget as Ozzie's closest friends, frenemies, enefriends and friendenenemies gather to raise their glasses and insult Ozzie for a couple of...

The Dugout: Hey Guys, It's the 2011 Season

This is the face I'm going to make if someone doesn't hurry up and sign Jim Thome to a contract for 2011. He's 11 home runs shy of 600 and still better than most of the alternatives. Also, he's nice! Someone asked me what I was going to do when Thome, Ramirez and Farnsworth were all out of the league. The original...

The Dugout (Remix) - Diddy Featuring Dirty Money

In case you don't follow Sean Combs on Twitter (and if you don't, what is wrong with you), the rapper formerly known as P. Puff Diddly-Dang Doofus performed his new "hit single" I'm Coming Home during the MLB on Fox pregame show. Somehow this is a step up from Justin Bieber. No, I don't know how that works either. I...