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The Dugout: Tampa Bay Rays Spring Training 2011

If any installment in The Dugout Spring Training 2011 deserves the grown-up graphic, this is the one. Manny Ramirez, Johnny Damon and Kyle Farnsworth now play for the same team. The upside of this is that three of the most fun characters to write in the history of the strip are always going to be side-by-side,...

The Dugout: Bad News

An extremely old man has died, and it is a cause for great sadness. No, don't worry, Roger Clemens is fine. I'm talking about Tony Malinosky, the 101-year old who played 35 games for the Dodges back in the 30s. He didn't have an exceptional statistical career, but he was the oldest living former player, and with him...

The Dugout: Manny Being Tampan

This is the way the world of The Dugout ends: This is the way the world of The Dugout ends: This is the way the world of The Dugout ends: Not with a bang, but with all of our favorite characters getting traded to one team. Then, when March comes and the actual season starts, we're doing the comic for free on a street...

The Dugout: Somebody Signed Kyle Farnsworth Already

The Rays continue to piece together a mostly new bullpen, reportedly agreeing to terms on a deal with free agent Kyle Farnsworth. The good news is that Big Country gets to stay in the Major Leagues for at least another season, and I get another year of barely baseball-related tangential storytelling. The bad news is that...

The Dugout: Sign Kyle Farnsworth Already, Somebody

Maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe he'll come pitch out of the pen for the Rangers, and I'll be close enough to drive up for games and interview him, and eventually we'll become friends. We'll pass the time exchanging baking tips and playing whatever deer hunting video games exist that I know aren't called "The Deer Hunter" but...