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The Dugout: Wizard World Minnesota

Justin Morneau, looking less like John Cena and more like television's Dexter these days, is on track to return to the Minnesota Twins in 2011. He won't, however, be well enough to participate in this year's TwinsFest, which features appearances from current, former, and future players as well as a live set from the band...

The Dugout: Not Twinkies

The one thing I hate about the Mets having a disappointing season is that I don't get to hear what awful, cringe-inducing playoffs anthem they'd come up with. The Minnesota Twins are trying to fill that hole in my life with "Don't Call Them Twinkies," which you can listen to here. It isn't perfect, but it's the best I've...

The Dugout: Favre Signs With Twins

Brett Favre, seen here speaking with his agent, can no longer be rightly described as a polarizing figure in the baseball world. Nearly everyone is weary of his habitual false retirements and underwhelming comebacks. Yet again, though, Favre finds himself unable to walk away from baseball. Today, he announced that he will...

Beware the Dugouts of March: The Minnesota Twins' 2009 Preview

Here is everything you need to know about Minnesota: they have the biggest mall on Earth, it is negative thirty-eight degrees in the middle of July, nobody would ever want to go there, and their baseball team is next up for the AL Central leg of our The Dugout Spring Training Event. We started it off yesterday with the...

The Dugout: Wait We Forgot The Twins

Upon reading the strip The Dugout: Might Happen After All, FanHouse reader Disco Dan Ford commented: I know this has been a reliably entertaining year for the Dugout, but you went almost all year, including last night's game, without covering the Twins. He's right. With the exception of Delmon Young showing up to whip a...